Today's stories [3.6.10]
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A medieval Jewish astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite
mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.
The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had
brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded
him: "Prophecy, tell me when you will die!"
The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him
immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will
die," he answered finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will
die three days later."
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law.
This is our idea of useless legislation.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
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