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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism
and we're encouraging to demonstrate against the terrorists this Friday
at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the terrorists are against alcohol
consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore,
at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while
men chase them with a beer in their hands. This, we are told, is the best
way to show our disgust for the fanatics and will hopefully help us in
detecting the terrorists among us.
Remember, you are either with us ... or against us. Your efforts are much
appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me
and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
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