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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.
* An Animated Cartoon Theology:
1. People are animals.
2. The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain.
3. Life is antagonistic to the living.
4. The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned,
bombed, and plucked for music.
5. The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by
their own cunning.
6. The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed
by their own momentum.
7. We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion
-- E. L. Doctorow "The Book of Daniel"
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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