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"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


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* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?


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* One good turn gets most of the blankets.


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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.


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* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


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