Today's quotes [3.7.10]

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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 

* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown

ON INFINITY
   If you had everything, where would you keep it?

ON POETIC LOVE
   When you're swimming' in the creek
   And an eel bites your cheek
   That's a moray!
   -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

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