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"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 


   In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
   It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
   only takes Burger King 10 minutes.



   Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.



Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation


Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy


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