Today's quotes [3.5.10]

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* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

'A women's work is never done by men'

Graffito

* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.

'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him' 

Robert Benchley

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 

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