Today's quotes [3.4.10]

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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.  No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 

"It's like deja vu all over again." 

    - Yogi Berra

"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

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