Today's quotes [3.31.10]
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"From a real email message:
... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
I'm the Happy Prince...
King James I
(This person is no longer an NT admin)"
-- Peter Gutmann
"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
-- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
(aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show
Syntax: tellnews crash_now
Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
companies news servers."
-- DNEWS Manual v3.0
"Pink as a beetroot..."
-- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy
"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
-- Adrian, Janet
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