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"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me


"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher


"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
 is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
 stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
 plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
 MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,


"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
 general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
                        -- me


"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
 now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
 and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
 all just too hard."
                        -- me, on oz#gothic


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