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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon

* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

"So let me get this straight:

 There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
 that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
 photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
 never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
 busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
 they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
 that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
 on his own in a room with a camera?

 Now I'm really lost.

 PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
                        -- me

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