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"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White


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"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead


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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle


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"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))


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"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is."

-- Larry Wall


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