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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington


A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 


Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason


I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
                                     Englishman in the dark.

                                       - - - Duncan Spaeth


Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
   the 'Y' becomes silent.


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