Today's quotes [3.25.10]
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
- W. C. Fields
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
--- Marie Corelli
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