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Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.


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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire

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Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.

                                                      --Tallyrand

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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

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