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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. 

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I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.


    - Steve Martin 

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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.


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