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Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
                                        --George Will


Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 


Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas


So, you don't like jail? 

Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. 

    - Charles Bukowski 


All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry 


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