Today's quotes [3.2.10]

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  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."

- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
   reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

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