Today's quotes [3.19.10]

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey

"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey

"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

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