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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

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"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey

2. 




"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey



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"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

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        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

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