Today's quotes [3.16.10]

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"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
 cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
 ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
 sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
 enough.  You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
                        -- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
 with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
                        -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
       the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
       bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

               No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
               of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made  
               to talk like a parrot.                                      

                                             The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)

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