Today's quotes [3.15.10]

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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec

Mother Nature is a bitch.

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
       urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

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