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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec



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Mother Nature is a bitch.


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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with
       urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!


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A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.


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"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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