Today's quotes [3.14.10]

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Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)

"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."

     - Lewis Carroll 

If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to 
be broken."

        Samuel Johnson

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