Today's quotes [3.13.10]

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"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer. 

     - Dave Barry

After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the  appointment of David Steele to the post.

-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
                    Barrington, Rhode Island

Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
                                      
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"

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