Today's quotes [3.11.10]

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up. 

    - Thomas Edison 

A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.

    -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994

Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass. 

    - Alisa Meadows 

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US

Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  

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