Today's quotes [3.10.10]

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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks 

"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
     dark solitude."

                                                   --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry

I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain

  

"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"

"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

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