Today's quotes [3.1.10]
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"Always do one thing less than you think you can do."
- Bernard Baruch
Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians.
If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man. A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
- Lazarus Long
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