Today's poems [3.29.10]
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There was an old man of Kentucky,
Said to his old woman,"Oi'll fuck ye."
She replied, "Now you wunt
Come anigh my old cunt,
For your prick is all stinking and mucky,"
"Can't you see where this is all leading,
This nightmare of selective breeding ?"
He spat on the ground
And then turned around
And continued on with his weeding.
A musician in gay Montebello
Amused herself playing the cello,
But not a solo,
For she used as a bow
The dong of a sturdy young fellow.
Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty arse, got no paper
Boss is calling,
Can not linger
Stuff it, I'll use me finger
Sent by Sarah
While in Athens a tourist named Joan
Told her guide, with a trace of a groan,
"Though a fuck is just fine
when I'm lying supine
It's a pain in the ass when I'm prone!"
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