Today's poems [3.16.10]
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"My body, by my own admission,"
I told him, "is in top condition."
I said with a snigger,
"I worship my figure."
Then he tried to embrace my religion.
Here I sit
Tried to shit
But only farted
A pretty young maid from Australia
Painted her ass like a dahlia.
The colour was fine,
And so the design,
But the smell was still naturalia!
The Shah of the Empire of Persia
Lay for days in a sexual merger.
When the nautch asked the Shah,
"Won't you ever withdraw?"
He replied with a yawn, "It's inertia."
There was a young pair from Uganda
Who were having a fuck on a veranda.
The drip from their fucks
Fed forty two ducks,
Three geese, and a fucking big gander.
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