Jokes2Go @ Lunch [3.19.10]

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.  I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen  who works
at the store.  He asked if he could help me.  Without thinking I looked at
him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

The bustard's a fortuitous fowl, 
               Who has but small reason to growl. 
                    He avoids illigitemacy 
                    By the simple expediency 
               Of the use of an alternate vowel. 

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...