Today's jokes [3.8.10]
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Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What's black and crispy and comes on a stick?
Joan of Arc.
A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take
Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
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