Today's jokes [3.6.10]
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Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???
Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he
told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed
postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm.
Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to
They received this short and simple explantion: "The bag ain't full yet."
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and
says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today."
"Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?"
The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages."
The friend looks at him quizically.
"Seven?" he asks. "I could understand six, but..."
"What do you think" says the rabbi, "that I do this for free?"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many
canyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of
indians. They start to spur their horse forward when they realised that there
are hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, once
again, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back away
in the direction from which they had come and they realise, they were
surrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped.
The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says "Tonto,
my firend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times together
but now I think we are doomed".
" We?" replied Tonto "What's all this we, Paleface?"
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