Today's jokes [3.20.10]
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"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Make a tire and call it a good year.
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her
daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open
up and talk about
dating boys and what it's like for her.
Mom: So....now that you have started dating, what's it like getting
intimate with young
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never
care if intimacy
isn't working for me.
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that its important for
mothers and daughters to
talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what
dating boys was
like for me, believe I remember
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,
but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an
age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young,
white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds:
"I think I might be gay..."
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