Today's jokes [3.13.10]

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There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. 

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound 
like a frog, Grandpappy? 
Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't really 
want to make the sound of a frog now."

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will
you please make a sound like a frog?" 
Grandpa again says, "No, not now.  I don't really want to do that.  
I'm in a grumpy mood.  Maybe later."

Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please... 
Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"

"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa 
asked. 

The little boy replied with a hopeful face, "Well, Mom said that when
you croak we get to go to Disney World!"

A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in 
arm in arm...

   A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor.
   "Young lady," said
   the doctor, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've
   been with are nudists
   and in our colony we practise sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear,"
   said the doctor,
   "someone in that colony is cockeyed."
   

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

Sent by Bob

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

A Yard 'n' half o' snot!

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