Today's stories [2.2.10]
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WHICH CAME FIRST?
Reader said her son, Aaron, who is halfway between 2 and 3, was looking
at a picture book, pointed at an egg and declared, "Cookie."
"No, no," mother corrected. "That's not a cookie. Look again. What is
"Marshmella," Aaron said.
"No, not a marshmallow," mother said. "Think about it. What do
Aaron's face lit up. "McNuggets," he shouted triumphantly.
Driving along, with my 7-year-old daughter in the front seat. She says,
"Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a vegetarian."
I reply, "A what?"
"You know, the doctor that takes care of animals."
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I had gathered my first-grade class around me to teach them to tell time
using a conventional-style analog clock. We'll be learning about the
hour hand and the minute hand, I explained. One of my students
interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock. My
dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's 10 minutes to 38."
Susan K. Toth in Reader's Digest
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