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My twin sister and I had been out on our first double date. I immediately 
walked in the house after the date, but my sister stayed outside to kiss 
her date goodnight. My mom was curious to see what they were doing. In 
order to see, she had to step on the toilet lid in the bathroom to see out 
the window. It was dark and she failed to close the lid so she slipped 
into the toilet. She was really embarrassed when she came into the front 
room with wet feet and had to explain why.


A week after high school I was shipped off to a military college with a no 
contact with home policy. Not a good idea, but my idea. I returned home at 
the end of the quarter to find my mother, father, and the home I grew up 
in were gone. She thought the vacant lot was a great joke. It was. But if 
I ever talk to a therapist, I'm going to mention this.


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