Today's quotes [2.4.10]

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"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben

* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
 think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
 showed me sliced bread."

-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,

"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

"I had the GUTS to mock the Turner Diaries and take a stand against racism!
 Not for any high-falutin' moral princicples, you understand, just because
 racist propaganda is FUNNY!"

-- James "Kibo" Parry

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