Today's quotes [2.3.10]

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
   be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
   Noel Coward, 1956

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
   Europe-Jackie Mason

"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White

"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
 signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
 braille."
                        -- Discordian Quote File

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