Today's quotes [2.28.10]

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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar

The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. 

    - Aesop 

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
       remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain

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