Today's quotes [2.19.10]

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"Ski!:
     A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
     hill.  Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
     (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
                        -- The Skiers' Dictionary

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
       win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
       Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
       drink it. -- His reply

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
       "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."

"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos

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