Today's jokes [2.25.10]
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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?
SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
48 double vodka
The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening
as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the
fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me - do you
have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"
"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot
fetish - but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float!
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