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Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."

Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon,
      I'm going to spill my paint!"

1. 




"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

2. 




What did the egg say to the boiling water?


"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"

Sent by Sarah

3. 




If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bites
off my roosters feet, what do you have? 

    Two feet of my cock in your ass. 

4. 




Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of a
sudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tells
the second, "Don't cum until I come back", and he
rushes off to answer the door.
After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroom
only to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. He
says to the second gay man, "I thought you wasn't going
to cum until I came back. The second gay man says to the
first, "I didn't cum, ........I farted!

Sent by Ken "C"

5. 



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