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Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
A: To meet chicks. 


One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has two
of them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"Dirty
Johnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sitters


Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local
minister  comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that
sheep  a beating.  You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I 
tried to mount her!


A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely 
active sex life.  He said He had a wife, several mistresses, 
masturbated, and had wet dreams all the time.  

The doctor asked which he liked best.

He Replied, " Wet Dreams, you meet a much higher class of 
people in them."


Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as 
their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.
They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"
The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!"


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