Today's jokes [2.15.10]
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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,
with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,
stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing
complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become
furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered
him to investigate the matter.
The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and
then reported on the problem to him.
He said:" Sir, the stamp is really of international quality.
The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
How is a man like a snow fall?
-You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and
showed Brian where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day
plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much
in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,"
"That sounds wonderful," said Brian.
"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was
standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you
making love to her daughter?"
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
A. You molest them!.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A: Who cares?
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