Today's jokes [2.12.10]
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Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started
discussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned
a factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his
best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.
The second man said his son was doing just as well.He was a manager at a
car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.
The third man said his was doing well too.He was a manager at a bank.
Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.
The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't
amounted to much.But he must be doing something right because,
just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari
by his friends!
An old man and an old lady are getting
ready for bed one night when all of a
sudden the woman bursts out of the
bathroom, flings open her robe and yells:
The old man says: "I'll have the soup."
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How much money have you got?
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about
20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?. No reply.
Moved to 10' and inquired again. No reply.
5' and not a word.
A few inches behind ear, he asked "Can you hear me now honey"?
His wife said "For the fourth time, yes."
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