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South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station,
dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk
sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the
person who sold it to him be arrested immediately. 

1. 




England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf
holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag.
While making idle chatter about golf, the customs
official realizes that the tourist does not know
what a "handicap" is. The customs official asks the
tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does --
backward! A substantial amount of narcotics was found
in the golf bag. 

2. 




NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots
coach Bill Parcells form switching to the New York Jets
without the permission of the Patriots. "The Jets
can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get
intercepted." 

3. 



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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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