Today's stories [12.14.10]
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British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am
spotted 4 men breaking into a vehicle. They gave chase on foot,
catching and arresting two of the men. The other two escaped. A
couple of hours later, two men showed up at the main desk of the
police station, asking when their buddies were going to be released.
They were carrying (and wearing) items which had been stolen from the car.
Once in a diner, I wanted a Ham & Tomato toasted
sandwich. After about 10 minutes the waitress came back
and apologized. "We don't have Ham and Tomato toasted
sandwiches but you can have the 'Special'." I asked
what was in the Special. "Ham, Tomato, Cheese . . . "
I was shopping and saw the Hi-C candy canes. I
thought they'd taste good so I looked at the flavors." The box
said there were four: Cherry, Orange, Lemon, and Green.
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