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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure 
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why 
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

- W. C. Fields

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"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and 
go back."

                                        - Woody Allen

2. 




"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of 
rubbish into it."

                                        - William A. Orton

3. 




It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.

                        - Martin Mull

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Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.

                    - H. G. Bohn

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