Today's quotes [12.9.10]
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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and
- Woody Allen
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton
It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.
- Martin Mull
Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.
- H. G. Bohn
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