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I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.

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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 
child." 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values

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A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

- Edward Abbey

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing 
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly 
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or 
repair

                                     - Douglas Adams

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I broke a mirror.

I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck. My lawyer says he can get me 5.


                                  - Steven Wright

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