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"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been 
from you. " 

                                        - Ashleigh Brilliant

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If the end does not justify the means - what can? 

                                           - Edward Abbey

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Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.


                               Woody Allen in Getting Even

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second 
day you're off it. 

                                           - Jackie Gleason

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Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a 
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers 
depends on their own private initiative. 

- Samuel Gompers, 1915
  President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

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