Today's quotes [12.5.10]
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"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
Few women admit their age. Few men act it!
If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you're probably
heading the wrong way.
The management of this establishment is not responsible.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
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